लो भाईलोग, हम भी आ गए.... Programmer हूँ इसलीय पेश है पहला program

#include < STD ISD PCO.h >
#include < mobile.h >
#include < love.h >
#define Cute beautiful_lady
/* MAIN FUNCTION DEFINATION */
main()
{
goto college;
scanf("100%",&ladies);

if(lady ==Cute)
line++;
while( !reply )
{
printf("I Love U");
scanf("100%",&reply);
}
if(reply == "GAALI")
main(); /* go back and repeat the process */
else if(reply == "SANDAL")
exit(1); /* Exit immediately */
else if(reply == "I Love U")
{
lover =Cute ;
love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}
goto restaurant;
restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college);
}
if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;
cinema:
{
watch++;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
Popecorn++;
}
}
if(time ==6.00)
goto park;